Hey little kindergarten boy, I see you looking at me when you walk in the hall. I see that smile spread across your face, and the glow in your eyes as we approach and I know that you want to say hello.
DON'T DO IT!
DO NOT SAY HELLO TO ME!!
I guess that you did not receive my telepathic message because you dared to say hello, and I wrongly returned your greeting, and now your teacher is giving you the stink eye. Why did you speak to me? Why can't you control your joy? Why must you be so happy and polite.
I feel her eyeballs piercing your soul. You spoke You spoke little kindergarten boy.
Maybe next time I should look the other way.